The Dow Jones closed almost 1200 points down today, the largest single-day drop in history. One online observer noted that Donald Trump is “seriously considering” firing the Dow Jones Industrial Average.
I, for one, continue to keep my money safe and sound in the bank. To be specific, in the Dawes, Tomes, Mousley, Grubbs Fidelity Fiduciary Bank. It’s been in serious trouble only twice in its vaunted history. There was a run on the famous institution in the context of the Boston Tea Party, and, some years later, a second run occurred because of a misunderstanding between the late Mr. Dawes, Sr., and one Michael Banks.